Here you can see what F1 stuff I got for Christmas.
This first gift was a book in finnish. It's basically a collection of funny stuff that Kimi Räikkönen has said to the media. The title is "EVVVK" which is short for "Ei vois vittu vähempää kiinnostaa". It means "I fucking couldn't care less" which is probably just what Kimi thinks in his head. I almost read the whole book already and laughed a hundred times. Here are some examples:
Journalist: How does it feel to drive a Formula One car 300km/h? Kimi: normal..
Kimi: It was nice to do something else than F1 for a while. Now I can take more of your (the media) shit.
(Journalist approaching Kimi after meeting the president of Finland) Kimi: Just ask me the question so that I can go home! I just shook the presidents hand and the situation was over.
Kimi to the media: I don't care what kind of crap the papers write about me cause I'm not Michael Schumacher.
Journalist: Kimi how does it feel to start from 5th position? Kimi: It's the 5th position on the grid.
Journalist: How did the tyres work today? Kimi: They were rolling.
Journalist: What does the helmet mean to you? Kimi: It protects my head.
Then I got this book about the 1984 race reports. The reason it was 1984 was because I was born that year. Interesting book as well.
Then of course a man needs some deodorant and what could be a better brand than Ferrari if you are a huge F1 fan like me?
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